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Post by Luna on Feb 7, 2006 1:33:33 GMT -5
Anyone ever read Marilyn Mansons - The long hard road out of hell? Really good book. It really goes into detail of why he was IS messed up. It was his Christian school that tainted him. They disapproved of him even when he was trying to prove to them that he was interested in learning about Jesus. They also scared the crap out of him with Satan preaching at an early age. Seriously. I have to copy a paragraph out of that book and show you guys. Its sp00ky NyQuil  |
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Post by Leon Magnus on Mar 23, 2006 8:05:22 GMT -5
Give us a sample paragraph?
I'm actually interested...
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Post by Luna on Mar 29, 2006 14:32:21 GMT -5
Are you serious? Wow! Yay! I'll actually... Give you a page.
I DO NOT OWN THIS BOOK! That was the disclaimer.
Anyway, starting now:
Hell to me was my grandfather's cellar. It stank like a public toilet, and was just as filthy. The dank concrete floor was littered with empty beer cans and everything was coated with a film of grease that probably hadn't been wiped since my father was a boy. Accessible only by rickety wooden stairs fixed to a rough stone wall, the cellar was off-limits to everybody except my grandfather. This was his world.
Dangling unconcealed from the wall was a faded red enema bag, a sign of the misplaced confidence Jack Angus Warner had in the fact that even his grandchildren would not dare trespass. To its right was a warped white medicine cabinet, inside of which were a dozen old boxes of generic, mail-order condoms on the verge of disintegration; a full, rusted can of feminine-deodorant spray; a handful of the latex finger cots that doctors use for rectal exams; and a Friar Tuck toy that popped a boner when its head was pushed in. Behind the stairs was a shelf with about ten paint cans which, I later discovered , were each filled with twenty 16-millimeter porno films. Crowning it all was a small square window--it looked like stained glass, but it was actually stained with a gray grime--and gazing through it really felt like looking up out of the blackness of hell.
What intrigued me the most in the cellar was the workbench. It was old and crudely made, as if it had been constructed centuries ago. It was covered with dark orange shag carpeting that looked like the hair of a Raggedy Ann doll, except it had been soiled from years of having dirty tools laid on it. A drawer had been awkwardly built into the bench but it was always locked. On the rafters above was a cheap full-length mirror, the kind with the wooden frame meant to be nailed to the door. But it was nailed to the ceiling for whatever reason--I could only imagine why. This was where my cousin, Chad, and I began our daily and progressively more daring intrusions into my grandfather's secret life.
I was a scrawny thirteen year old with freckles and a bowl cut courtesy of my mother shears; he was a scrawny twelve year old with freckles and buck teeth. We wanted nothing more to become detectives, spies or private investigators when we grew up. It was in trying to develop the requisite skills in stealth that we were first exposed to all this iniquity.
At first, all we wanted was to sneak downstairs and spy on Grandfather without him knowing. But once we started discovering everything that was hidden there, out motives changed. Our after school foray into the cellar became half teenage boys wanting to find pornography to jerk off to and half a morbid fascination with our Grandfather...
There you go. Nearly two pages. Five paragraphs for you all to enjoy.
If you want more, tell me here.
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Post by Leon Magnus on Apr 6, 2006 18:41:57 GMT -5
So descriptive..
I'd like to read more ^_^
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Post by Luna on Apr 7, 2006 1:11:54 GMT -5
Of course you would! Yay! I'll do it tomorrow. So far, did you like it?
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Post by Leon Magnus on Apr 7, 2006 19:17:12 GMT -5
Yeah I liked it.
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Mint Adnade
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"A scattered dream is like a far off memory, a far off memory that's like a scattered dream" Roxas
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Post by Mint Adnade on Apr 8, 2006 12:58:54 GMT -5
What do all the letters stand for? What book are y'all talking about? @_@
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Mint Adnade
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"A scattered dream is like a far off memory, a far off memory that's like a scattered dream" Roxas
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Post by Mint Adnade on Apr 8, 2006 12:59:10 GMT -5
Sounds good whatever it is, i'd like to read it ^^;
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Post by Luna on Apr 8, 2006 22:39:32 GMT -5
Marilyn Mansons - The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell. It's REALLY a GREAT book. ^^.
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Post by megaman on Apr 16, 2006 23:17:57 GMT -5
It makes me WANT to read.
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Post by Luna on May 27, 2006 14:48:42 GMT -5
Damn, I was typing another section of the book and Spade (and his damn fathead self) turned off my computer!!
The shit-head...
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Post by Leon Magnus on Sept 8, 2006 7:45:47 GMT -5
Rawr! No fair..I wanna read another section still.
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Post by Luna on Sept 9, 2006 20:50:21 GMT -5
I think I'll post it on my forum when I'm done with it.
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