WW?D?

[Sage]

OK This should be fun. This is the patters, you all have heard of WWJD (what would jesus do) so how about we make our own, ill start out with a couple and you guys take it from there. Be sure to give in parenthesis the name you chose, then give me an example of something they would do.

WWAD? (Artemis) - she'd shoot your children.

WWAD? (Aphrodite) Don't you mean: WHO would Aphrodite do?

WWHD? (hades) Tell them to go to hell


(you dont have to use gods)

[Leon Magnus]

WWSD? (Soren)- Piss people off of course..What else does he like to do?

WWRD (Ryou)- He'd kill them.

WWRD (Renji)- He'd like to bitch at them, then go psycho, then kill them.

WWZd (Zeus) He'd make love to them..What else would he do?

WWAD (apollo)- Chase whoever he falls in love with down and lose them.

WWFD (Fenrir)- Eat Odin.

[Sage]

WWKD? (Kri) She'd Castrate Ryou
WWRD: (Ruby) She'd Glare You Down BIATCH!
WWCD? (Clymntestra) She'd Maryy You, Kill You, and Repeat

[Zero Tribal]

WWAD? (Atoli) - Annoy everyone to death (someone shoot her...)

WWHD? (Haseo) - Follow Ovan everywhere and PKK people with his Avatar

WWGD? (Gaspard) - Make your ears bleed with his enlgish voice

WWOD? (Ovan) - Appear at random times and have Haseo chase him like a desperate puppy while he's all cool and mysterious-like

[Leon Magnus]

WWED (endrance) He'd just talk down to you with a semi-sweet voice

WWTED (Tri-Edge) Pwn you dawg

WWPD (piros) Annoy you to hell and back

WWPD (Pi) Piss me off like she does to Haseo

[Sage]

As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now we have:

WWAD? A= Artemis- Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle.
WWAD? A= Athena- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a logical manner.)
WWAD? A= Adonis- Take them boar hunting.
WWAD? A= Anubis- Give them a fine funeral.
WWAD? A= Appolo- Test their musical skills... in a fair contest.
WWAD? A= Aphrodite- Don`t you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do?
WWAD? A= Attis- First off... his voice would get REAL HIGH!...
WWAD? A= Astarte- Make love AND war.
WWAD? A= Aequitas- Give them a fair deal.
WWAD? A= Angerona (Goddess of secrecy)-Not gonna tell ya!

WWBD? B= Baal- Shine some light on it.
WWBD? B= Bacchus- Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.
WWBD? B= Boreas- Blow them out of the water.
WWBD? B= Britannia- Rule!
WWBD? B= Buddha- Does it matter? If you are enlightened it does not. If you
are not enlightened it still doesn`t matter.

WWCD? C= Ceres- Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.
WWCD? C= Ceridwen- Stir it up one more time.
WWCD? C= Chaos- No one is quite sure... but it will be messy and interesting.
WWCD? C= Cthulu- Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.
WWDD? D= Demeter- Lay waste to your lands if you don`t have her daughter
back by 10 p.m.! (And DON`T lay a hand on her!)
WWDD? D= Discordia- Here... have an apple...IF you are the fairest!

WWED? E= Epona- Give them a good tip on a fast horse in the sixth.
WWED? E= Ereskigal- Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.
WWTED? ET= The Elueusinians- It`s a mystery!
WWFD? F= Flora- Say it with flowers.
WWFD? F= Fortuna- Play the lottery.
WWFD? F= Fides- Keep good faith.

WWGD? G= Gaia- Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.
WWHD? H= Hades- Tell them to go to Hell.
WWHD? H= Hecate- Show them the right path... or is it the left?
WWHD? H= Hera- She`d get jealous.
WWHD? H= Hercules- He`d labor to come up with an answer.
WWHD? H= Hermes- Tell them to get the message or take a hike.
WWHD? H= Herne- Lead them on a Wild Hunt!

WWID? I= Iris- Paint them a rainbow to send the message.
WWID? I=Isis- Find every part of them after they are torn apart.
WWJD? J= Janus- Look the other way.
WWJD? J= Juno- Make sure they marry well.
WWJD? J= Jupiter- Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.

WWKD? K= Kali- Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood & dance on their trembling
corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry.
WWKD? K= Klotho- Wind it up.
WWKD? K= Kwan Yin- Show them some mercy.
WWLD? L= Loki- Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some jewelry, change into a
seal and steal some apples. For starters.
WWLD? L= Luna- Moon them!

WWMD? M= Mithras- Cut the bull!
WWMD? M= Mars- Suit up for battle.
WWMD? M= Mercury- Change his mind... again.
WWND? N= Narcissus- Huh? Is there someone else here?
WWND? N= Neptune- Ride the ninth wave.
WWND? N= Nemesis- Get "furious".
WWND? N= Nike- Be victorious.
WWND? N= Nyx- "Good Night!"

WWOD? O= Osiris- Cut to the "bone".
WWOD? O= Odin- Hang on a tree for nine days until you start seeing things.
WWOD? O= Orpheus- SIng the blues.
WWPD? P= Pan- Tell them to pipe down of F_ck off.
WWPD? P= Pax- Tell them "peace".
WWPD? P= Persephone- Just take a little bite, it wont be that bad.
WWPD? P= Pluto- Hump Minnie`s leg.
WWPD? P= Poseidon- Have an adventure... but there has to be a morning after.
WWPD? P= Prometheus- GIve it some thought first.

WWSD? S= Set- You don`t want to know but it wont be nice.
WWSD? S= Shiva- Start all over again.
WWTD? T= Themis- Put on a blindfold before she decides.
WWTD? T= Thor- Hammer it out.
WWVD? V= Vesta- Keep the home fires burning.
WWVD? V= Vulcan- Live long and prosper.
WWYD? Y= Yahweh- "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the burning bush already! OY!
WWZD? Z= Zeus- By Jove, he`d flirt with the girls